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moe williams's avatar

"As they were falling asleep, he wanted to kiss her head, but she had a red light mask on." I cackled

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allie wisniewski's avatar

this, to me, includes a tastefully ideal smattering of "contemporary young person society" references

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ella jade's avatar

I LOVed this!!!! YES!!! more fiction!’n

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audrey <3's avatar

GAG!!!!!!!!! this was really really good. Etsy witch curse was cherry on top of the endlessly self actualizing optimization culture other people’s needs are my burdens thing

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Sade's avatar

This was such an amazing read!! Please post more fiction!! The etsy witch curse topped it for me !!

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Sodak's avatar

I confess, don’t understand it all (old guy here). But it was great, Eliza. You’re kind of talented (<big ol’ understatement).

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bella's avatar

i wish it was longerrr. luv u eliza <3

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MJ's avatar

oh wow 💐

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Peter's avatar

That was lovely to read, thank you.

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molly's avatar

this felt like the start of a book i would LOVE to read

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marianne's avatar

this was too good

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eve's avatar

so good wtf (i never comment on substack)

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Misha Koroteev's avatar

Read it in one gulp, without going up for air

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Sofia Alves's avatar

amazinggg

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Ferris's avatar

and where is the full book?

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Elaine R. Frieman's avatar

Loved this 🫶🏻

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