your relatively mediocre rating is attributable to your shy abductor hallucis muscle and lack of prominence in your sesamoid bone structure. generally your toes lack good proportions. that being said the skin is clear, lacking conspicuous calluses, and the arch trajectory is perfectly cromulent.
well girl now i’m gonna go vote your feet up
also that photo is already on there which is horrifying because it means they’re a substack follower 😭
Screaming laughing
Our world is creating insults and ratings never before seen, it’s so wild.
the real question is how long until the foot pic published with this substack ends up on the wiki feet
this might be the best article on this site
Iconic end line
For what it's worth, you have a bit of a Greek foot/Morton's toe—like statues of classical goddesses & heroes!
I wanna know, did he ever reach out?? ;/
I think they look pretty good!
amazing kicker
Absolutely loved this.
There’s no hope for the rest of us if your pedicured tootsies don’t rank.
hey, it's me, your WikiFeet page maintainer.
your relatively mediocre rating is attributable to your shy abductor hallucis muscle and lack of prominence in your sesamoid bone structure. generally your toes lack good proportions. that being said the skin is clear, lacking conspicuous calluses, and the arch trajectory is perfectly cromulent.
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I can’t believe I read this while the maintenance man was writing this
The maintenance man just put in the wikifeet comments that youre not him lol
lmaaaao
This is amazing