words from eliza

Why do I care that I have the worst WikiFeet rating I've literally ever seen?

I never thought much about posting my feet online ever since I stopped selling pictures of them for money.

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June 2026

Muse pod 02: I <3 NOSTALGIA POISONING (w/ Sam Bodrojan)

I talked to writer, critic, and 1% famous person Sam Bodrojan (cc: helmet girl) about what inspires her.

Jun 23 • eliza mclamb

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The teen idol survives

on Olivia Rodrigo and the world that preceded her

Jun 12 • eliza mclamb

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May 2026

Muse pod 01: translated tomes, dandelion perfume, church in Portugal...

Welcome to whatever this is!!!!!!!

May 28 • eliza mclamb

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April 2026

Nothing can be taken from me because nothing belongs to me

When I was nineteen, I promised myself that I’d never pass by a beach without diving in headfirst.

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Fake Fans

into the digital marketing agency that creates your music taste

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February 2026

I have decided to believe

on chronic pain

Feb 26 • eliza mclamb

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Sex movies et cetera

they don't make em like this anymore

Feb 15 • eliza mclamb

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Bricked up

feeling without my phone

Feb 6 • eliza mclamb

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January 2026

Paradox

If we follow the trajectory of eros we consistently find it tracing out this same route: it moves out from the lover toward the beloved, then ricochets…

Jan 27 • eliza mclamb

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I know no better

Here’s a confidence exercise I thought of the other day: when walking on the street, wave through the café window at a stranger.

Jan 19 • eliza mclamb

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The space you leave behind

They should invent a way to text your ex-boyfriend “I’m pretty sure I had a spiritually significant dream about you” that doesn’t read as “I want you…

Jan 11 • eliza mclamb

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